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How Many People Does It Take

How Many People Does It Take To Catch a Mouse? Once you have set up a barrier o’ boxes. Removed all food stuffs from the pantry. Had a giant bowl to throw over it. Has eaten poison. Once you have a child who is eager to catch said mouse because she “wants to be friends.” …

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Bucket List Accomplishment

Bucket List Accomplishment.  Went to the store. Saw a pack of 6 for a dollar. Couldn’t resist. People would sling their buggies while diverting their eyes.  No one made eye contact or even spoke to me. There were snickers around me.  People refused to enter the aisle I was in.  I found myself rubbing my stache and thinking …

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Boo are you Kidding Me

Boo are you Kidding Me? This is a typical day in our home.  I cannot believe I even deal with this kind of stuff.  Raising boys versus raising girls is like night and day. Boo:  “Mom, I found another snake!” Me:  “You are NOT keeping it in your room.” Boo:  “Why?  It isn’t poisonous, I think …

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Guns Bulls Cops Amish OH MY

Guns Bulls Cops Amish OH MY.  Note to self:  What happens between Peach and Papa at the horse sale STAYS with Peach and Papa. Me to Peach:  “Are you behaving” Peach:  “Yes” Me to Peach:  “Is Papa behaving” Peach:  “No.” Me:  “What is he doing” Peach:  “Well, he got out his gun and was waving it …

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Sneaky Kid and Sneakier Papa

Sneaky Kid and Sneakier Papa Sneaky Kid and Sneakier Papa.  I *would* post a picture of Papa (my daddy), but due to the fact that Martha *might* read this and daddy *may* see this….I’d rather not because he gets a bit….testy when his picture is broadcast all over the internet, so I’ll post a pic …

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Vomit and a One-Eyed Rooster

Vomit and a One-Eyed Rooster Vomit and a One-Eyed Rooster Named Nugget and the Complexities of Life.  It is a beautiful fall day.  The wind is whippin’ through the trees.  Oh, and the clouds are floating around like huge cotton balls./  Then there is the smell of burning leaves outside.  Sadly, there is also the …

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