- Husband: Big Daddy
- Kids: Victoria, Alyssa, Grayce, Noah, Daniel, Jude, Hunter
- Critters: 3 dogs (Francis, Ted, and Lola), 6 laying chickens, 4 cats (Chip, Karl, Karole and Karen).
I am a child of the King.I am the wife to Big Daddy.I am a mom to 7.I am an advocate of adoption and special needs kids.I have hot pink or purple hair.I deal with depression.I am one real mama.I mow over the mulberry bush instead of going around it.I have my Bachelor’s in Science (Pre-Veterinarian) and my Master’s degree in Marriage and Family Counseling. My goal is to work with kids with reactive attachment disorder.I strive, everyday, to live as I am supposed to, according to Scripture.My life is an uphill battle, but I’m confident that my Lord is either walking beside me, carrying me or dragging me.
Things that I Love:
Spring days (when I don’t sneeze my head off)
The smell of fresh baked bread.
Sniffing the hairs off of a baby.
Cats (though my allergies don’t love them)
Spring and Fall
Things that Fascinate Me:
Women who wear white….I just want to walk up and put my giant, dirty hand prints right on their behinds.
Women who have an arsenal of objects in their t-tiny purses….hairspray, 500 lipsticks, bandaids, candy, a change of clothes (just in case they are wearing white), tylenol, diapers, books, notebooks, activities for kids, weapons of mass destruction
High heeled shoes (while walking correctly in them)….apparently, I walk like an old farm horse when I try to wear them.
Women with perfect makeup and perfect hair…..wouldn’t smear or sway in a hurricane.
Different religions….religion is for man, relationship is for believers. Let’s quit nit picking and hug.
Fleas…they can live up to 100 days; can produce 400-500 offspring; and can jump 150 times its own height.
Fake people…..dude how do you maintain and stay sane?
Top headlines of “Kim K carries baby North!” when there was a school shooting attempt and the bravery of one woman who deserves all the headings in the world.
Things that Confuse Me:
Hair in inappropriate places (ie big toes, ear lobes, armpit)
Teenage girls (ie hair flipping, giggling for no reason and the next minute crying uncontrollably)
Grits….are they a potato, rice? And what are their purpose?
Doctors appointments….you are scheduled for 8 am, first appointment of the day, only person in waiting room, yet you are finally called back at 8:45 am. It begs the question What in the Sam Hill are you people doing back there?
WalMart check out lanes. Why only have 2 open when it is the busiest time of the day.
Double jointed people…that is more of a fascination than confusion.
Why boys enjoy their scent so much that they will not bathe or use deodorant.
Corn dogs….why do you want fried bread stuck in a hotdog and then a stick crammed in the end. Seriously?
Skinny people. Frankly, I just want to slap them. Sad, I know.
Insurance companies….why do we pay our premiums, then have to make a claim and then get dropped because of said claim.
Teeth whitener. It frightens me.
Tube tops…..they should never be worn past the age of 5.
Spandex…..who wants to purposefully sweat?
Chocolate covered fruit. Chocolate should not be ruined in this fashion.
Repeat offenders. Tip: if you get caught breaking the law the first time, then you are more than likely going to get caught any subsequent times.
Men who scratch themselves. All. The. Time. I mean really…..
Emotions…they are confusing and they suck pond water.
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