Did I have one of these, today?
Why, yes I did.
With one of my children who continually REFUSES to read and follow simple instructions.
Are we (by we, I mean this child) doing schoolwork today?
Why, yes we are.
Why, you ask?
Because for the last week, this child has continually REFUSED to read and follow simple instructions.
Yes, I repeated myself.
Add that to the fact that my beloved Kraft American Slices have been recalled and my packages have to be taken back.
Makes me what to spit in the wind.
Beings that I cannot spit in the wind without it flying back in my face.
I choose to refrain.
I choose to drink coke and dream of non-tainted cheese.