Boo: Mom, are you okay?
Me: I’m fine.
Boo: Well your face doesn’t look fine…wanna hug?
Little Man walking by and me noticing a HUGE bald spot on the back of his head.
Me: Why is there a big bald spot on your head?
LM: There was a scab and it was so itchy so I itched it off.
Me: **Looking closely.** Son, if this were a scab, why does it smell fruity and why is it all over your head?
LM: I wanted a piece of gum before bed last night, it must have fell out of my mouth.
After a couple of hours of Big Daddy “schooling” with the kids, I come downstairs.
I find papers everywhere.
One kid doing her work.
One kid helping LM does his work because Big Daddy can’t “handle” working with boy little boys.
Big Daddy looking at me and saying “Catfish only got 2 pages done in his book…after 2 hours. That’s it. Just 2 pages.”
Me: **thinking to myself…boy I hope you are more appreciative of what I do all day**
I walked in the bathroom and I found the book “Grammar Composition” poised at the base of the toilet. Light reading for the budding authors of the house LOL