Bucket List Accomplishment
Went to the store.
Saw a pack of 6 for a dollar.
People would sling their buggies while diverting their eyes.
No one made eye contact.
No one spoke to me.
There were snickers around me.
People refused to enter the aisle I was in.
I found myself rubbing my stache and thinking “I get it now.”
Quickest in and out of grocery store EVER.