Yet another Convo with Boo. This kid keeps me on my toes. However, he does have a point. He does not like showers. Also, there really is no time to shower when snakes need to be wrangled.
Me: Time for a shower
Boo: I hate showers
Me: I know, but that is okay, you stink
*Boo goes and gets in the shower and returns 8.5 minutes later*
Me: Are you sure you washed everything?
Boo: Yep, I used Axe cause I’m a man.
Daddy: What did you use the Axe for? Your hair or body?
Boo: Uhm, my hair, do you wanna smell it?
Me: No, I don’t want to smell it, but what did you use for your body?
Boo: Uhmmmm, mom, I used water.
Me: Only water? no soap or body wash?
Boo: I never use that, I just let the shampoo run down and swish swish swish on my belly then I’m done.