What he knew and what he have learned

What he knew

  • to eat with a fork/spoon
  • to chew with your mouth closed
  • to lift the seat when using the bathroom
  • the alphabet
  • counting to 20 and up with help
  • the days of the week
  • the months of the year (minus September for some reason)
  • naps are for champions
What he learned

  • Boo is hysterical
  • that seatbelts won’t always make you vomit
  • that mommy is loud, especially when singing
  • that daddy’s tummy makes a good pillow for a nap
  • dogs won’t eat you
  • cats are satan’s spawn
  • you can’t run away from mommy in a store
  • Just Dance for the wii is pretty fun
  • How to vacuum
  • lying doesn’t pay off
  • how to lock doors
  • snuggling is pretty awesome

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