This is a list of What He Knew Versus What He Has Learned. It is fun to read this list. Sweet memories are invaluable. Ethiopia holds a special place in our hearts. Yet, having him home is the best feeling ever.
What he knew
- Eat with a fork/spoon
- Chew with your mouth closed
- Lift the seat when using the bathroom
- the alphabet
- Counting to 20 and up with help
- Learning the days of the week
- Also, learning the months of the year (minus September for some reason)
- Naps are for champions
What He Knew Versus What He Has Learned
What he learned
- Boo is hysterical
- A seatbelt won’t always make you vomit
- Mommy is loud, especially when singing
- Daddy’s tummy makes a good pillow for a nap
- Dogs won’t eat you
- Cats are satan’s spawn
- You can’t run away from mommy in a store
- Just Dance for the Wii is pretty fun
- How to vacuum
- Lying doesn’t pay off
- How to lock doors
- Snuggling is pretty awesome
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