What he knew
- to eat with a fork/spoon
- to chew with your mouth closed
- to lift the seat when using the bathroom
- the alphabet
- counting to 20 and up with help
- the days of the week
- the months of the year (minus September for some reason)
- naps are for champions
What he learned
- Boo is hysterical
- that seatbelts won’t always make you vomit
- that mommy is loud, especially when singing
- that daddy’s tummy makes a good pillow for a nap
- dogs won’t eat you
- cats are satan’s spawn
- you can’t run away from mommy in a store
- Just Dance for the wii is pretty fun
- How to vacuum
- lying doesn’t pay off
- how to lock doors
- snuggling is pretty awesome
